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Exclusive Interview With The University’s President Billy the Bear

Crusty Ducks and Angela Donato
April 1, 2021

William Paterson animals run rampant with social media accounts

Cole Slaw, No, it’s not the food you eat
April 2, 2020

2020 Summer Olympics to go on with strict social distancing and sanitary measures

Optimus P. Bielington, Robot in Disguise
April 1, 2020

Billy the Bear endorses Joe Biden for Democratic nominee

Optimus P. Bielington, Robot in Disguise
April 1, 2020

I’m a Feminist. Why Don’t the Ladies Want Me?

Olive Garden, Respecter of Women
May 15, 2019

Cannabis Institute Calls on Students to Test Their Marijuana

El Jefe, WPU Resident Pothead
April 9, 2019

Kanye West Divorces Kim, Marries Himself

Satch, Chief Satchel
April 9, 2019

Wow! Pregnant Celeb is Pregnant!

Olive Garden, Reporter for BuzzBear Entertainment
April 9, 2019

Godzilla Rampages Through William Paterson University

Twilly Pokavitch, Godzilla’s Lawyer
April 9, 2019

Oscar-Goers take a Stand Against Politically Outspoken Celebrities at Award Shows

Carmelo Anthony, Hall of Famer
April 3, 2018

Central Jersey Now A “Thing”

Yuletide Carole, 265 Days Until Xmas
April 3, 2018

Tenured professors make bonfire out of student evaluations

Nick Cannon
April 2, 2018

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